Saturday, May 4, 2013

Digging Deep

I'm not sure if I should call this "Writer's Block" or if I'm blocking the writer?
Is that the same as cock blocking?  Oh shit today is "D"

What the hell is wrong with me? I start a writing project and then I get bored or just lazy and stop doing it.
I hardly ever go back to the project, it just sits there on my desktop looking at me like the loser I am.

I flick that dickwad a bird and start a new story.

I started a writing project that I had all intentions of it being a novel.  I did the outline of the whole fucking thing.  I'm 13 chapters in and I just don't have the ambition to do it anymore.  The characters are stuck in whatever scenario I put them in twiddling their thumbs wondering when the hell is this douche nugget gonna come back and finish this shit?  Oh did I mention I started it 2 years ago.

Another one I'm working on with a friend. This one actually has a lot of potential  It's based off of a true story.  Both of us are guilty on this one.. I don't know what that dildo licker's excuse is. But, I can tell you mine is just pure fucking laziness!  This story puts me in a dark and gloomy place when I write it.  Actually, I kind of have to be in that mood to even write it.  So, that causes a problem.  I'm almost always in a funny, sarcastic  dicktickler kind of mood.  Well, except for maybe 2 days out of the month.

Then, I decided that I would like to write some sort of memoir of my life.  I always thought of my life as boring. But, when I break it down piece by piece and look at the little shit that's happened in my life it's quite funny!  Although, I feel like I have to add some fluff to it, I am human after all I do have to sleep and eat and take a dirty shit everyday how fucking funny is that?  Are you allowed to fluff up your own memoir?


Then I have to ask myself. Am I even a writer?  Yes, I have a blog, big fucking whoop!  I've found out in the last year since I've started my blog how many people have blogs.  Can someone call themselves a writer even though nothing as been "published" (not counting blogs)  I know my alphabet, I can type and I can put a story together.  (Obviously, not a long story or else I would have finished some sort of project)  I've written a few articles for a company who pays for clicks.  That was fucking bullshit and they are full of dickjuice!

The only thing I've written consistently is my blog.  Why? Is it because I can get instant gratification from actually completing it and getting comments?

Son of a bitch, I do believe I've been dickslapped!  That's it!  Instant gratification, and I'm lazy! Hmm.

Does anyone ever feel this way?  Or am I the only one who doesn't finish anything and can't blame it on the ADHD that I don't have!




Thanks for reading whatever the hell it is I typed up there.  I do believe I'm more confused than I was when I started this post.. 

Oooh... I have a great idea for a novel!  

xoxo

12 comments:

  1. i think lots of people have trouble finishing what they hav

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  2. You're not the only one who feels this way, but you did take a topic that you didn't feel like writing about and make it hella funny (do people still say "hella"?) and serious at the same time. I had to go back and read your D words b/c I was laughing so hard and wanted to read them again. I think you nailed this one, DAMMIT!!! Great job.

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    1. Awe! Thanks for the kind words. Seriously, the only way I can manage the crazy thoughts and feeling going on in me, I have to find humor in them. I think "hella" is a word and a word I may use for "H" ;)

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  3. Yeah - we all feel this way sometimes. And yes - blogging is instant gratification

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  4. Bigger projects take more concentration, I may not always complete them but I still work on them... but it is never easy many things get in the way.

    When I first started blogging very few people read my blog, I wrote mostly for myself but it is great and it does give instant gratification... ;)

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  5. I find that it helps if you train yourself to write every day, maybe only two pages. Keep the goal realistic but remember that if you only write one page a day you'll have a 365 page book in only one year.

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    1. Thanks Stephen, I will keep that in mind while I nap. ;)

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  6. Girl, dick and cock have nothing to do with it. Just write!

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    1. But, what if I'm writing about dicks and cocks?
      ;)

      Thanks for stopping by, I haven't seen your name here before.. gonna go check out your site.

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  7. I like that you purposely chose not to use the word "dipshit" here. Dipshits are overrated.

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  8. You are all kinds of funny lady. Any ol' douche nozzle can write stuff down. When your stuff gets published it will be epic!!

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    1. Awe Penny! I love you so much!! In a non-sexual way of course. ;)

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Lay it on me!