It really bothers me when I have more than one bitch ass post a month.
Beware, there may be a few that make no sense and will look like I'm going now where with this.
Well, that's because it's not going anywhere! I want it out of me.
So here it goes...
**Please stop talking!
**No! That one blog post you think was about you was NOT. Let's make this perfectly clear.. I NEVER EVER think about you!
**Where is my wine??
**What the hell are you thinking? Have some fucking self-worth!
**I really need new bras? Where the hell did my boobs go?
**Dammit, I can't write when the kids talk all the damn time. Why don't they beleive me when I tell them there is actually a game called, "The Quiet Game."
**I can't hear the voices in my head when you're so loud!
**Why are people so critical of others? Go get laid!!
**I may be wrong but when someone writes a fiction book it means it's made up. It's someone's imagination. Why do dill-holes have to rip it apart because the author decided to leave out one landmark in a major city? She/He didn't feel like they had to include it,who the fuck cares! Write your own damn book, shit base it off of that one landmark if you want. The point of the fiction book is to sit back and enjoy it. I think some people read just to look for mistakes!!
"Those who can, do; Those who can't; teach criticize"
**I'm doing some serious bra shopping this weekend!
**I think I may delete my Facebook!
**People keep tweeting me and I have no idea how to reply or how to send a tweet.
**It's so freaking hot here! I know there are tons and tons of people up north who are shoveling their driveways still. Mind you I will NEVER live where there is snow. But, dammit can't we have spring? In Florida, it goes from Winter right to Summer! Holy shit that's where my boobs went. I sweat those suckers right off!!
**Here's to people who don't like me because I use bad words! Screw you! Crap, that's wasn't a bad word. Let's try this again.. Bite my ASS!! The name of my blog should clue you in that I actually do say and write bad words.
Wow! You know what? I feel better now.
Thanks for reading, if you have anything you would like to bitch about feel free to comment.
