Taking a pass on "E"

I am currently trying to do the Swearing Challenge, although I do not know any bad words that start with "E".  So, since I failed at that challenge I will accept a new award that is making it's way around our blogosphere.  I love new awards!  Beware though, I will be back for letter "F"

Thank you to Dates 2 Diapers for giving me this awesome new award!

There are only 3 rules to this award or trophy. 

1.  Display the trophy in your post.

2.  Write a short piece that starts with this: I did not kill _____ today.  It does not have to be a person, it can be an appliance, a business or anything else you choose. 

3.  Nominate a few people to pass the trophy on to and let them know it's their turn to vent. 

You know the best thing I like to do is bitch vent.  So if you will excuse me I will gladly accept this trophy.


I did not kill my boyfriend (Chris) today because well I was hungry and he needed to cook me dinner.
We sit together and watch T.V., well not together.. in separate chairs, we are definitely over the honeymoon phase of our relationship. Plus, if our 3 year old son see's us sitting together, he gets really pissed off. We do sit together sometime to piss Andrew off. (I know evil)  While sitting in the same room he watches T.V while I either read or play on the computer.  He loves to watch stupid shit like Ancient Aliens or some weird cooking shows.  The particular cooking show he was watching, well really isn't a cooking show it's a guy with huge side burns who travels America tasting different kinds of burgers.  Well, Chris likes to talk while he watches T.V. he asks me question after question. I answer the one's I feel need to be answered. (I'm not a big talker)

"Wow, look at that a Po' Boy burger, would you eat that?"  Chris asks.
"Um. Probably not, I like shrimp Po' Boy."  I answer with a smirk.
"ELLEN, IT'S JUST A BURGER ON A ROLL INSTEAD OF A BUN."  he yells.
"Holy shit, well... let's just have a fucking aneurysm about it."  I giggle as he gets up and walks out of the room.

He seriously gets so upset whenever I don't agree with him about something he saw on T.V.  Sometimes, I do agree, but I like to disagree just to aggravate him. I have to get my shits and giggles from somewhere.

He finished watching his show and went to the store to buy groceries for dinner.  All is good now.

I would like to pass this trophy to the following bloggers to whom I adore. (did I use whom correctly?  I never know)

Life Cherries

Workin' Man Mama

My Life as Lucille



I would also like to thank,
**Dates 2 Diapers**
**Christy's Crafty Corner**
**Comfy Town Chronicles**

For giving me the Liebster and/or the Inspiring Blogger Award.  I didn't get a chance to make a whole post about them but I did want to thank you!  Go check out these great blogs.

Thanks for reading.
xoxo