Thursday, May 30, 2013

My Blog Blocking Addictions

I've been plagued by what I like to call the "Blog Block,"  this block is not related in anyway to cock-blocking.  No one has ever asked me how I come up with my blog posts, so just in case you were wondering... I only write when something inspires me, you can't even imagine the things that go through my head or the things I hear and see everyday you would think I would have a book full of blog posts ready to post.  I hardly ever write in advanced, when I'm inspired that's when I write.

Since that's cleared up, I was staring at the T.V not paying attention to anything around me, trying to figure out what to write about.  Feeling frustrated, I picked up my tablet and clicked on an icon. 
Then it hit me, my inspiration!
All of a sudden I realized why I have Blog Block, I have a new addiction!!

I freaking swore I would not join in on this damn craze! 

But, I was curious and it sucked me in and I'm too far in now to back out or to quit cold turkey.
It's sad to say that I'm not the only person in my house addicted to this, my poor innocent daughter she caught the crush too!

Yep, I'm admitting it here. 

My name is Ellen and I'm addicted to Candy Crush!

<hanging my head in shame>

That damn game took over my life and now I find myself counting down the minutes until my new lives are ready to be used.  While I'm waiting on my new lives, I read or I click another icon on my tablet that contains another new addiction.  Damn it to hell, I'm just too damn impressionable. 

Since I admitted to the Candy Crush addiciton, I might as well lay it all out there for you!

Again, I was curious about the hype, I see it all over Facebook and to be honest I felt left out.  I don't like to be the lonely girl sitting by herself at lunch.  I want to sit with the cool kids. 

The last few days, I've been staying up to almost two in the morning trying to satisfy this addiction. 
When I wake up in the morning I look like most of the cast. 

The Walking Dead

Holy wet dog shit! I love that damn show!!  
The only thing that gets me is after I'm watching an episode late at night while everyone is sleeping, I sneak out to smoke a cigarette.  I'm sitting there all alone in the dark and I hear something.  I'm frozen hoping and praying that a fucking zombie doesn't limp out from behind that building.  That damn show did this to me, I feel like I'm in the damn show.  God, I love it!

So there you go, those two reasons is why I haven't published a new post lately. 

I have a very important question for you Walking Dead fans, how many seasons are there? 
Netflix only has 2 seasons on it and I'm almost done with it!

I can't just watch it on T.V now, I have to be up to date. 

Oooh.. 32 seconds until I can play Candy Crush. 

Thanks for reading,


Sunday, May 26, 2013

I'm on the Sunday Sip...

Well today is the day.. DUM, DUM, DUM...

It's "B" Day!  blah.

Although, something great is happening today.

I'm being featured on More than the Mommies, Sunday Sip!

I love these ladies, they are so freaking sweet
and they got to go to the Bloggy Boot Camp
So damn jealous.  I would love to go to something like that.
Come to Florida Bloggy Boot Camp!!

If you want to know a little bit more about me,
and they actually have some pictures of me.  eeek! 
Not a fan of posting pics of me.  

So, get your ass over to Christine and Janene's site
and check me out.

More Than Mommies

And, if you want to be featured on the Sunday Sip, they have a link on their site you can do it too!
------>  Sunday Sip sign up <-------

See you guys over there,