Thursday, April 25, 2013
No Potty break for a Mommy!
I will refer to my son as (3) and the little girl (2)
This is incident lasted a whole 5 minutes.. if that long!!
By the way we only have one bathroom in our apartment.
3: Mommy I have to pee.
Me: Can't you wait a minute? Mommy is going poop.
3: Can I go pee in the garbage can in the kitchen?
Me: What the hell! No!!!! Don't pee in there, just wait a minute.
2: Ellen can I get a toy?
Me: Yes, you can get a toy, you don't have to ask me to get a toy.
I hear 4 little feet running up and down the hallway, obviously waiting for me to finish.
Then the screaming starts.
Me: WHAT IS GOING ON OUT THERE?
3: She tried to hug me!
Me: Dammit no hugging and quit the screaming!
Me: Oh my god really, can't I just take a shit with out you bugging me every 2 seconds?
3: Mommy, where is my iPhone?
Me: Umm.. you don't have an iPhone you are 3 years old.
3: Where is your phone?
Me: I have it.
2: Ellen, Andrew said my name.
Me: So? He isn't allowed to say your name?
2: No! I don't like when he says my name.
Me: Please go find something to do.
3: Why do you have your phone when you are pooping?
Me: I'm reading, leave me alone.
3: I thought you were pooping?
Me: Holy shit, this is ridiculous!! $#%^*((&^%%*((&$#@#@#!!!!!!!!!
at 4:27 PM