Is that the same as cock blocking? Oh shit today is "D"
What the hell is wrong with me? I start a writing project and then I get bored or just lazy and stop doing it.
I hardly ever go back to the project, it just sits there on my desktop looking at me like the loser I am.
I flick that dickwad a bird and start a new story.
I started a writing project that I had all intentions of it being a novel. I did the outline of the whole fucking thing. I'm 13 chapters in and I just don't have the ambition to do it anymore. The characters are stuck in whatever scenario I put them in twiddling their thumbs wondering when the hell is this douche nugget gonna come back and finish this shit? Oh did I mention I started it 2 years ago.
Another one I'm working on with a friend. This one actually has a lot of potential It's based off of a true story. Both of us are guilty on this one.. I don't know what that dildo licker's excuse is. But, I can tell you mine is just pure fucking laziness! This story puts me in a dark and gloomy place when I write it. Actually, I kind of have to be in that mood to even write it. So, that causes a problem. I'm almost always in a funny, sarcastic dicktickler kind of mood. Well, except for maybe 2 days out of the month.
Then, I decided that I would like to write some sort of memoir of my life. I always thought of my life as boring. But, when I break it down piece by piece and look at the little shit that's happened in my life it's quite funny! Although, I feel like I have to add some fluff to it, I am human after all I do have to sleep and eat and take a dirty shit everyday how fucking funny is that? Are you allowed to fluff up your own memoir?
Then I have to ask myself. Am I even a writer? Yes, I have a blog, big fucking whoop! I've found out in the last year since I've started my blog how many people have blogs. Can someone call themselves a writer even though nothing as been "published" (not counting blogs) I know my alphabet, I can type and I can put a story together. (Obviously, not a long story or else I would have finished some sort of project) I've written a few articles for a company who pays for clicks. That was fucking bullshit and they are full of dickjuice!
The only thing I've written consistently is my blog. Why? Is it because I can get instant gratification from actually completing it and getting comments?
Son of a bitch, I do believe I've been dickslapped! That's it! Instant gratification, and I'm lazy! Hmm.
Does anyone ever feel this way? Or am I the only one who doesn't finish anything and can't blame it on the ADHD that I don't have!
Thanks for reading whatever the hell it is I typed up there. I do believe I'm more confused than I was when I started this post..
Oooh... I have a great idea for a novel!