It really bothers me when I have more than one bitch ass post a month.
Beware, there may be a few that make no sense and will look like I'm going now where with this.
Well, that's because it's not going anywhere! I want it out of me.
So here it goes...
**Please stop talking!
**No! That one blog post you think was about you was NOT. Let's make this perfectly clear.. I NEVER EVER think about you!
**Where is my wine??
**What the hell are you thinking? Have some fucking self-worth!
**I really need new bras? Where the hell did my boobs go?
**Dammit, I can't write when the kids talk all the damn time. Why don't they beleive me when I tell them there is actually a game called, "The Quiet Game."
**I can't hear the voices in my head when you're so loud!
**Why are people so critical of others? Go get laid!!
**I may be wrong but when someone writes a fiction book it means it's made up. It's someone's imagination. Why do dill-holes have to rip it apart because the author decided to leave out one landmark in a major city? She/He didn't feel like they had to include it,who the fuck cares! Write your own damn book, shit base it off of that one landmark if you want. The point of the fiction book is to sit back and enjoy it. I think some people read just to look for mistakes!!
"Those who can, do; Those who can't; teach criticize"
**I'm doing some serious bra shopping this weekend!
**I think I may delete my Facebook!
**People keep tweeting me and I have no idea how to reply or how to send a tweet.
**It's so freaking hot here! I know there are tons and tons of people up north who are shoveling their driveways still. Mind you I will NEVER live where there is snow. But, dammit can't we have spring? In Florida, it goes from Winter right to Summer! Holy shit that's where my boobs went. I sweat those suckers right off!!
**Here's to people who don't like me because I use bad words! Screw you! Crap, that's wasn't a bad word. Let's try this again.. Bite my ASS!! The name of my blog should clue you in that I actually do say and write bad words.
Wow! You know what? I feel better now.
Thanks for reading, if you have anything you would like to bitch about feel free to comment.
Ok so I'm pretty certain you've been living inside my head lately, because I've thought/said the same things, plus a few stranger things like "would you stop trying to eat my toes, mummy is not for dinner" Glad you got that all off your chest for now.
ReplyDeleteIt just goes to show, we both need more adult interaction. Husbands don't count!! LOL..
DeleteHa ha, too true.
DeleteHow do you REALLY feel?
ReplyDeleteI know right! I thought of 3 more after I hit "publish" Will save them for next month. Thanks for coming by Mr. Cranky! :)
DeleteYou are too damn funny. Oh hell yes I could relate to the summer comments and melting boobs. Yesterday I went out into my yard for a nanosecond and 5 mosquitoes pounced on my leg! WTF?? Why is it summer here already??? Of course though in reading this, I kept going back to "Where is my wine??"
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you did keep going back to the wine. LOL.. I bet it's hotter down there where you are. UGH!!
DeleteA most excellent vent!You know someone needs to shut the hell up when their voice drowns out the head-chorus voices :)
ReplyDeleteHoly Shit! Thank you. I said this to my boyfriend the other day. "You know when the kids too much, I can't hear the voices in my head!" he looked at me like I needed to be committed. "Nevermind, you obviously don't understand!"
DeleteThanks for coming by!
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Oh yea soul sista I'm right there with ya livin' in this heat in south eastern North Cackalacky and sweatin' my tits off. And why is there NEVAH enough wine??????
ReplyDeleteSo you can't find your boobs? Need some help lookin' for them? And I thought Florida's problem was humidity more that just plain 'ol heat? Here in TX we only have 2 seasons: Summer and February 16th. I feel your pain. ;)
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I think it good to say whatever it is you need to say... holding it in is never a good thing.
ReplyDeleteI laughed at a few of these, I have felt and thought them too ;)
Ok can i just say that sometimes i regret teaching my kids to talk! They never shut up! I cant write cant think cant pee. Just shut up!
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The captcha for my last comment was oralHo! Seriously! Thats freaking funny!
ReplyDeleteI hope this purge has emptied out your emotion-clogged pipes, something I need to do every now and then. Now on to better things.
ReplyDeleteEnough said...I believe you have listed at least one item that we have also felt in the last month or minute. Great list. Now onto bigger, better things...
ReplyDeleteOh Hell yes! I so could have written this post, and actually gave serious consideration to writing something very similar before reading this, but deleted it because I knew there would be people who bitched about it, and I truly just didn't want to deal with anymore BS.
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The Quiet Game..it's in our dreams.
ReplyDeleteI think Ineed to go bra shopping this weekend
ReplyDeleteI know I need to get laid. Off to make it happen. Bwahahaha!
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Feel better? Where DID your boobs go?
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