Thursday, March 7, 2013

I can get used to this..

Well, looky here... I was nominated yet again for the sweet pink Liebster Award.  Even though this is my 5th time accepting this award, I still love getting them.  It certainly makes my heart swell.  Thank you to Mamma Wild Thing @ Raising Wild Things for thinking of me when she was handing out these awards. I love your blog you make me laugh every time I read it. 

I'm supposed to give you 11 fun facts about myself, I'm not sure I can come up with eleven. I actually find myself and my life quite boring, but I will do my best.  

1.   I'm 38 years old and I have a 3 year old.  I feel like I'm too old to have such a youngster! 
     Although, I wouldn't trade him for anything!

2.  You've probably guessed by the name of my blog, that I curse way too much.  It's just the 
     way I express myself.  Luckily, my kids know never to repeat me. They've said a couple 
     a four letter word here and there, but never what my mom used to call "The big black word."

3.  I love to act goofy with my kids, we dance and sing all the time. 

4.  Chris (my boyfriend of 12 years)  and I don't sleep in the same bedroom. We used to, but his 
     snoring has gotten way out of control and I can't handle that shit anymore. 

5.   Both my parents have passed away and sometimes I feel like an orphan. 

6.   My best friend since I was 17 years old, committed suicide in 2001.  I miss her everyday!

7.   I'm a smart ass!  Almost everything that comes out of my mouth is a joke.  I'm hardly ever
     serious.  Unless, I have my serious face on.  If you've seen it you won't forget it.  

8.  Me and my family moved 3 hours south from our home town 6 months ago, we had a 
     horrible time when we moved.  We are just now getting back on our feet. 

9.  I'm a horrible sales person, although I'm pretty good at manipulating people.
     (Does that even make sense?)

10.  I am working on my first novel, which I've been neglecting for a while.  I need to get
       my ass moving on that sucker.

11.  Well, look at this shit, I actually did eleven facts.  I usually don't like to talk about myself. 
       That last statement is a fact.  :)

Now, since that's out of the way I have to answer 11 questions that Mamma Wild Thing asked me in order to accept this award. 

1.  If you could marry a food, what would it be?   I think that would be Alfredo sauce.  
      I love that stuff, it just makes everything taste better.

2.  Are you a tp folder or crinkler?  I'm a crinkler 

3.  When was the last time you took a shower? Ok, when was the last time before that?
     I really try to take one everyday, so yesterday around 10 am.  If we have nothing planned 
    on Sunday, then I never even get out of my p.j's.

4.  What is one thing you absolutely cannot leave your house without?
     If I'm leaving my house and I'm alone.. which never happens!!  I'm taking my car keys 
    for a quick get away!

5.  Favorite curse word? Why?   Hmm.. I have to choose just one?  EEK.. I say
     "Shit ass bitch" A LOT!  why?  well, people piss me off a lot and I think it sounds funny.  
      I know technically it's 3 words, but not how I say it.  

6.  Caillou or Max & Ruby?  Well.. I would have to say Max & Ruby, only because I like to 
      make fun of them and it makes the kids laugh.  Caillou's voice is creepy to me. 

7.  What is your favorite type of salad dressing?  Italian, love the tangy taste

8.  What bloggers do you make sure to read every day?  Wow, I have many I read. 
     My absolute fav is The Bloggess, that bitch is so damn funny.  Insane in the mom brain,
     Baby Sideburns, Holdin' Holden.  I love when people can make me laugh.  Laughter is 
     so important to me. 

9.  Can you do the robot? Well?   Absolutely NOT!  I am a horrible dancer! End of story. 

10.  If you were shopping to prepare for a big snow storm, what are your must-haves?
       Um.. that would be my house in Florida!  I've only visited N.J once I was 12 years old.  
       I would never, ever, never live in a state where it snowed.  EVER!  LOL

11. Do you have any unusual talents?   I'm not sure how unusual it is.. but I can burp.
      I can burp really, really loud.  Most of the time louder than any man around.  People freak
     out when they hear me.  They can't believe that a 110 pound woman can produce such
     a disgusting, loud sound.  I'm very proud of it!  

I really liked those questions Mamma!  Now, I have to nominate 11 blogs.. Well, I can tell you right now, there is no way I can do 11.  I'm going to nominate 3 that I love to read and hopefully haven't won this award already.  I like showing love and giving support to all bloggers who work so hard.

Now I'm supposed to give these bloggers 11 of my own questions to answer.  I think I will give them one main question.  But, when you pass this award along to other bloggers you can make up your 11 questions for them.  Make sure that you are awarding this to bloggers with less than 200 followers. 

So here's my question.. are you ready??

Why do you blog?  What is your long term goal with your blog?

I want to thank Mamma Wild Thing again.  I really do love your work and I'm very touched that you follow little ole' me!  I would like everyone who reads this please go visit Mamma at her site, you wont' regret it!

I also want to give a shout out and big THANK YOU to Tasha over at
She also gave me the Liebster award earlier this week.  Please go check out her blog, I 
 love it dearly. 

Alright ya'll it's been fun but I'm out, my little man is yelling at me to wipe his ass! UGH!!

Thanks for reading.



  1. LMFAO! You really do crack me up! I also have the burping ability, my Husband looks shocked everytime. Alas, I am not 110 pounds though!

    Humungo thank you's for the shoutout too!

    1. OOH, another burper! Love it!!!

    2. Oh and congrats on keeping your kids from saying the 'big black word' I am not having the same success. My sons favorite word is fuck. I tried to ignore it, but it became very ingrained in his vocabulary... He uses it in context too. Then this morning, he found water in his sippy cup, waltzed straight to the fridge and said 'Milk please!! For fuck sake'

      I am so patting myself on the back for my mothering skills, he listens WAY more than I thought!

  2. DUDE - YOU JUST GOT THE AWARD! How did you do this so fast!? I haven't even read it yet, but I had to give mad props for whipping out a Liebster less than (3 hours?) after receiving it. I'm sure it's a record. Okay, now I'll read.

    1. I knew you were a burper :) Impressive! And I'm adopting shitassbitch!

    2. I didn't notice it the first time I read your comment. But, I loved that you wrote DUDE!!! Love that

  3. Thanks for the nomination! I'm so glad to have found another potty mouth mama. Thank God there is another mom who admits her imperfections. If you haven't read my post, Mommy Has a Potty Mouth, check it out @ My daughter unfortunately did not know not to repeat me for a lonnnnng time. :)

    1. You are very welcome~ Well deserved. I'm gonna go read that post now. LOL

  4. I always love reading these award posts. They really seem to bring the humor out in people. But I hate to admit I don't usually accept them when they come my way. I always appreciate that someone appreciates what I do. But I'm a bad blogger. I don't like to notify all the people, and make up the questions and post all the links... It really is a lot of work. So good on ya for doing the work, I enjoyed your post immensely. Very Funny.

    You succeeded in putting a smile on my face, and that is definitely worth another visit. Glad you stopped by my page. Rest assured I'll be back to yours.

  5. I'm more a farter than a burper. My talent is that I can clear a room in 1.5 seconds flat.

    Congratulations on a well deserved award.:)

  6. Nicely done by bloggin' sister!!

    Penny at Green Moms and Kids

  7. Shitassbitch is in my repertoire

  8. An embarrassment of riches for you. Congrats again.

  9. Hell yeah girl, on the right track! Congratulations! I'm with you on #4--the Hubs snores like a damn freight train and usually spends most nights on the couch. #6 made me sad--- can't imagine going through that. #2 love that your mom called it The Big Black Word. Hilarious! It was fun getting to know you better with the questions and answers!

  10. You've been nominated again ;-)


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