tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7333447314440516752.post8962983762772608164..comments2023-06-29T05:08:41.977-04:00Comments on Bad Word Mama!: Liar, Liar Pants on FireBad Word Mamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05946586696660086018noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7333447314440516752.post-75597290918205297352013-05-19T20:31:44.786-04:002013-05-19T20:31:44.786-04:00I thought those were true. Once I told em McDonal...I thought those were true. Once I told em McDonald's burned down and then took the long way home for years.Mis Anthropyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00351457256292258703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7333447314440516752.post-89570774790340463552013-05-17T22:05:58.942-04:002013-05-17T22:05:58.942-04:00My youngest son was the worst liar of all--that bo...My youngest son was the worst liar of all--that boy came out of the womb lying! I always told him things like swallowing your gum would make a gum tree grow in your stomach....if you don't comb your hair daily the rats will nest in it...and yeah, I used the butt worm thing too because there is such as thing as pin worms that DO come out of the butt in the middle if the night. Don't believe me? Google it. Eeewww! Funny post as always!menopausal mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09058933838070665032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7333447314440516752.post-22929426644163166892013-05-17T14:26:30.752-04:002013-05-17T14:26:30.752-04:00Damn! You're one BAD ASS mama! I wish I had ...Damn! You're one BAD ASS mama! I wish I had thought of some of these back when my kids were little. All I could come up with is, "If you expect to see your next birthday you'd better sit down RIGHT NOW!" <br /><br />SLowandslowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08608734222483888884noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7333447314440516752.post-78906577024361227242013-05-17T09:56:39.085-04:002013-05-17T09:56:39.085-04:00Worms coming out of their butts...LOVE that.Worms coming out of their butts...LOVE that.allmylivesnowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13313979624504540722noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7333447314440516752.post-4459494730734270972013-05-17T09:23:09.916-04:002013-05-17T09:23:09.916-04:00Too funny! Now that my daughter is 17, I'm far...Too funny! Now that my daughter is 17, I'm far less likely to fool her, I'm afraid!Terri S. Vanechhttp://www.pushingonarope.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7333447314440516752.post-90025668476713134482013-05-16T22:21:09.791-04:002013-05-16T22:21:09.791-04:00Our son is too old for me to lie to. If he catches...Our son is too old for me to lie to. If he catches me and gets mad he might select a crummy nursing home for me.stephen Hayeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17659054447637207734noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7333447314440516752.post-86942643815580663442013-05-16T18:10:13.212-04:002013-05-16T18:10:13.212-04:00I'm glad you only used the Mom-mom one once......I'm glad you only used the Mom-mom one once...I dont recall lying to my kid on a regular basis but I'm probably in denial. There were a few classics. WHen he found out about Santa he looked at me with squinty little eyes and pointed his finger at me and growled, "You LIEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDD!" He didnt talk to me for a week. THen there was the walk down the feminine products aisle and picking up boxes of tampons asking, "But what are they for?" over and over again...I finally said they were for picking up spills. Kinda the truth, right? No harm done he's an adult now and will be lying to his own kids before you know it.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13864898827831713032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7333447314440516752.post-39591801057336951742013-05-16T15:15:20.389-04:002013-05-16T15:15:20.389-04:00I resort to whatever I have to when it comes to ma...I resort to whatever I have to when it comes to making sure my daughter has had a bath, brushed her teeth and her hair... I want her to be clean. <br /><br />Most things my daughter listens to me and doesn't whine... she is so much different than my oldest daughter who didn't listen to me at all (now my oldest has a sweet little boy... he's just like his mom:)Launna https://www.blogger.com/profile/09447311902825477772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7333447314440516752.post-53086377521800731932013-05-16T10:26:04.662-04:002013-05-16T10:26:04.662-04:00I do try the "No and that's the end of di...I do try the "No and that's the end of discussion," sometimes, but when that doesn't work, then I go to my lie. I get sick of hearing the bitchy and whining! The "mom-mom" thing I did once. I don't believe it's wrong because I know my mom so well, she would have thought it was hilarious! She had the best sense of humor. Bad Word Mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05946586696660086018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7333447314440516752.post-27971132836926889852013-05-16T10:22:41.247-04:002013-05-16T10:22:41.247-04:00OK, most of these are harmeless...the Mom-mom thin...OK, most of these are harmeless...the Mom-mom thing is just wrong, and the bath thing is true!<br /><br />I never lie to my grandchildren...ok, thats a lie. However instead of lying about things I don't want to discuss, like not going to Chuch-e-cheeze, I just tell them,<br />"That is just not going to happen!" Then after every "Why?" whince and repeat, "that is ..."<br />Pretty soon they figure out "That is not going to happen" Means end of discussion. <br /><br />Works for me.joehhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08520161706680568508noreply@blogger.com